Uuuhm.

ironpatriotisstupid:

dividings:

Adults teach you to stand up for yourself and fight for what you believe in until what you believe in is different than what they believe in.

truer words have never been spoken

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

thewintersoldiersbutt:

youre a lucky girl, peggy 

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

brokenquill:

The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt.

dumbfricker:

REBLOG if you AGREE

dumbfricker:

REBLOG if you AGREE

marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no

itbessydni:

wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

"Here, I bought you the thing"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"

"just take it"

"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

this perfectly describes me

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can’t even