Uuuhm.
WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

my list of celebrity (male) crushes goes like this:

  1. steve buscemi
  2. dylan o’brien
  3. dwayne (the rock) johnson
  4. aaron johnson
  5. zefron
  6. mark ruffalo 
  7. wishbone

Thank you and good night

I would perfectly be ok living in 100sq ft as long at 20% of that is bathtub

Beyonce - Diva (Bow Down Remix)
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theuppitynegras:

827:

innnit:

*sprints for 40 miles*

*squat thrusts through a brick wall*

*ascends to a higher plane of existence*

I still love the people I’ve loved, even if I cross the street to avoid them.
Uma Thurman (via up—on-melancholy-hill)

precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Sandro Botticelli

manhood:

Nicki Minaj x Sandro Botticelli

This morning, I tried to check-out /diagnose the computers in my school’s newspaper room, and it just made me so angry. Mac’s from pre-2010 are a major pain in the butt.

'Oh, you want to run tests on your computer? you need some rando diagnostics disc that came with the computer that no one who worked on the paper bothered to keep around' Fuck Macs fuck

Plus there’s still a bunch of junk in the distribution room. If you graduated in 2013 I expect you to be able to find somewhere that’s not the newspaper room to store your fucking undies. what the fuck do you think this is? a hobo hotel? no.

jennydeluxe:

too real man too real

jennydeluxe:

too real man too real

Oh wow Asos has a bunch of cage bikinis :0